In the coming weeks the Update content is bound to thin a little bit, making the Weekly Round Up Video look even more desperate.

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OH GOOD GOD THERE’S ONE WITHOUT ITS HEAD ON AND OTHERS WITHOUT HANDS!

Stopped shrieking in ABJECT HORROR just long enough to embed an image of the “Sonic The Hedgehog 20th Anniversary Figurine” assembly line.  Then went back to the shrieking.

We’re going to have nightmares for weeks now, the sheets won’t take the pressure.

Nobody has yet complained why poor Old Sonic is confined to a CRT PC Monitor.


SEND A BRICK TO NINTENDO TO VOICE YOUR DISPLEASURE

At all the personal user details and various other things you’re currently stuffing into your Nintendo 3DS.  Regular “Video Game Zeitgeist Reporter” GigerPunk submitted this chilling tale of corporate snooping.

Serves you right for taking all those 3D pictures of your female co-workers, no sympathy.


SAINTS ROW BOOTH BABES PUT TO GOOD USE

That’s “use” as in doing something else other than making nervous-looking men incredibly frustrated and spiteful towards all women.

“Bitch had better get those rims waxed”.  One final image from our new Flickr friend Faperture.

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12 Responses to “WEEKLY ROUND UP 17TH JUNE AND SOME OTHER THINGS”

  1. Desperation, tramp stamps, and one damn good reporter with street cred, where do I even start?
    How about I tie it off neatly like this?
    Teeter on the brink much? It’s beginning to feel more like UKR here by the minute.

  2. Dunno if you’re just pretending not to know or not, so I’ll risk embarrassment with the following:

    Classic Sonic is in a monitor because it’s trying to replicate the classic sonic 1up power up
    http://www.littlebigresource.com/images/stickers/tv_1up.jpg

    Having two Sonics on a statue would also look a bit funny, and Sega would have to pay the Vietnamese kids an extra 5p per model

  3. and it all now starts to unravel

  4. I can’t quite make it out, does the young lady’s tattoo say ‘Enter Here’ or ‘Do Not Disturb’?

    Also, girl number 2 is showing her ankles in public. It’s just disgraceful!

  5. And by ankles I mean heels. Bare naked heels.

  6. Guys, I think we need an emergency update! SEGA has been hacked too… :-(

  7. Terrier speaks truth. Read on brave souls and know that SEGA responded more admirably that Sony could have ever done.

    http://xsreviews.co.uk/2011/06/sega-hacked/

  8. To floppylobster: I would suggest it is a marquee proclaiming ‘Enter Here’ due to the obvious expansion of empty space in the hindquarters. She likes it, and ‘Would’ for the record.

  9. Also noticed Girl #1 has a slight protrusion of gut, tantalizing.

  10. Come on phorenzik, putting classic Sonic in a monitor is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with referencing the 1-up monitors of yesteryear. Oh no… This entirely down to KEEPING CLASSIC CHUBBY SONIC DOWN.

    Sega aren’t happy we all like little smiley Sonic over lanky, green-eyed smirky douchebag Sonic and will do ANYTHING to make sure their modern “creation” looks better (using him in Sonic 4, for example).

    What better way to keep Classic Sonic down than lock him away in a little box.

    Sonic Generations has chubby Sonic playable, you say? Not through Sega’s choice, I think. We forced their hand. Oh yes… And he still doesn’t play properly, by all accounts.

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