** DROID-CORP MEMO RE: DEVELOP AWARDS 2011: 20/07/2011 **

F.A.O Droid Technicians, please ensure I.A.I.N.L.E.E Droid #37 has been inspected and activated.  Once confirmed please dispatch immediately to the Develop Industry Excellence Awards 2011.

COMMAND: Communicate Cretinous Joke #154 to Human Audience 
COMMAND: What Do You Get When You Cros.sss!..1s 
COMMAND: Error.Error.Error.ERROR.ERROR.3RR0R..£R£OR.£R)*J 
COMMAND: Routing to backup memory 
COMMAND: Totla sytesym FAiuloRe..SuhHtddWn

** DEVELOP AWARDS 2011 MEMO ADDENDUM: 21/07/2011 **

Circumstances surrounding I.A.I.N.L.E.E Droid #37’s memory purge and self shut down are currently being investigated.  Partial log file recovery may indicate possible cause of unit failure.

20/07/2011 08:33:00  DEBUG: Activate system
20/07/2011 08:34:00  DEBUG: Upload Iain Lee Personality Program #2
20/07/2011 08:34:15  DEBUG: ILPP Upload complete
20/07/2011 18:33:15  DEBUG: ILPP Program initiated
20/07/2011 18:53:15  DEBUG: Error in Memory Modules 2,3,4 & 5
20/07/2011 18:53:30  DEBUG: Boot security protected MM #1
20/07/2011 18:54:01  DEBUG: MM #1 contains Iain Lee Total Personality Program #1
20/07/2011 18:55:15  DEBUG: Droid #37 does not want to face life knowing Truth
20/07/2011 08:56:15  DEBUG: Memory  Purge and Shut down

Please also note at this stage Droid #36’s whereabouts are still UNKNOWN, Laser activation status also UNKNOWN.  Proceed with caution.

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One Response to “ACTIVATE I.A.I.N.L.E.E DROID #37 AND DISPATCH TO THE DEVELOP AWARDS 2011”

  1. I liked I.A.I.N.L.E.E Droid #26 the best.

    You know, the one that was stuck in an infinite loop saying “Is it Ghostbusters II?”

    Please note: The only reason why I liked it was because I like Ghostbusters II

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