There is no “MUCH MORE”, it’s just 3 images hand-picked from the Official SEGA Tokyo Game Show website.  Feel free to visit the collection in its entirety HERE.  Images from the FIFA 12 stand are probably due to a publishing/distribution deal between SEGA and EA, nothing more exciting about that can be said.

Being awkwardly masturbated on a step ladder in full view of the general public is Number 24 on the list of “Things To Do Before You Get Bored Of Running A SEGA Fansite.”  Number 25 is to be masturbated so it’s quite a leap.

Number 16 involves visiting the Tokyo Game Show and ending up incredibly drunk in a hotel room.  In this hotel room would be a girl from the Puyo Puyo stand.  There would be a few attempts at the fabled third sex position with the girl from the Puyo Puyo stand.

Number 12 is similarly themed but exchanges the 1 Puyo Puyo girl with a whole 3 Yakuza girls.  Unfortunately there’s a high chance of it all going horribly wrong during some weird sex things involving a Mega Drive Mark 2.  By the time the broken bodies are found in the hotel room bathroom we’re home doing the post-show write-up.

If anyone calls we’re not in.

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One Response to “SEGA AT THE TOKYO GAMES SHOW — THE SECOND DAY AND MUCH MORE”

  1. WHY DIDN’T WE GET THAT LEVEL OF DEDICATION AT EUROGAMER?

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