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GAME are giving Men the chance to not only trade Video Games but also to talk at female Women. Women who have been fooled into sitting there and now have to listen to you mince on about how easy it is to unlock Ulala on SEGA All-Stars Racing. Hopefully we’ll be welcomed with open arms and not shot on sight once we get within 500 metres of the coast.
“GAME SWINGING is the new craze in gaming that mixes video games with the dating game. So grab a game to trade, wrap your hands around your joystick and get ready to trade partners.”
Look, she’s holding a pink Wii controller. That’s your penis she’s holding, she’s holding YOUR penis. We’re taking a near-mint copy of SEGA Superstars Tennis and this MUST SURELY END WITH BEING ABLE TO TOUCH A WOMAN’S VAGINA.