But you can’t sum up this picture in a single word, you’ll need lots of other adjoining words to give it context.  The possibilities are limitless but they will all undoubtedly allude to some form of mental and personal breakdown.  Possibly involving a bitter divorce with protracted child custody hearings, and “Dress As A Video Game Character Day” isn’t going to help matters.

It’s as if there really is a God looking down and thought “that crap SEGA website needs a person suffering from severe mental trauma sat in a tractor thing wearing a Rat-faced Sonic costume.”  And then made it happen.  For us and for you.

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2 Responses to “SONIC AT WORK – FINALLY A REASON TO ROLL OUT THE OLD PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS CLICHE”

  1. To be fair (rare round here, I know), at least he’s put red trainers on.
    For the photo.
    I doubt they’re seemed safe footwear for building site work normally and was promptly told to take them off and get on with his work properly. No doubt topped off with “You daft twat”.

    Hopefully he’s got the corpse of Shadow the hedgehog in the bucket of that digger and he’s about to unload it into a cement mixer.

    They haven’t provided particularly hi-res pics at that link (it’s only the Metro, after all), but I think I’m probably safe saying Lara=would.

    (Feel free to edit this comment to make it look like 3 separate comments if it makes the stats look better.)

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