Does he know about that sensational figure-hugging blue dress?  What about those suspiciously clean white pants that seem one size too small?  Please don’t say no-one ever mentioned to Akira that Kasumi has the World’s Most Wonderful Breasts?

Dead Or Alive 5 with Virtua Fighter’s Akira: A new Dead Or Alive game that isn’t focussed solely on Females lounging around wearing very tight and slightly see-through bikinis or underwear.  It’s once again OK to be seen buying a DOA game under the pretence that you like fighting games and are in anyway good at them.

And not for the real reason, which probably has something to do with Vaginas.  You’ll have bought or most likely stolen the other non-fighting DOA games from the Internet anyway.

Yes, you did.

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6 Responses to “VIRTUA FIGHTER’S AKIRA SOON TO DISCOVER WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT WITH DEAD OR ALIVE’S KASUMI”

  1. Don’t look at me like that, I did purchase them.
    Now stop looking at me like that, they were cheap.

  2. In that last pic, he’s taking a fart blast directly on.

  3. I bought DOAX2 at full price, on launch day, make of that what you will…

  4. No, just the website equivalent of sitting on a porch rocking back and forward slowly watching the world go by.

  5. In fairness, pirating the game is the easiest way to get it with all the nude mods pre-patched in.

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