If Stephen Dodd were a real King and wielded his Sonic The Hedgehog pod toys, imagine all the sex he could have with buxom yet mentally slow market town girls.  Bet it would be loads!!!

“Dear NOTUKRESISTANCE,

“Thanks for all the work you have done on making and preserving the website. The updates are very humorous and entertaining. In my local shopping center I noticed some ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ pod toys on sale in a machine.”

“Have you noticed the mass of ‘Sonic’ merchandise available on the market lately?  Anyway there are two different types of toys available, an ‘All Stars Racing’ one and a ‘Head danglers’ one. I obtained a ‘Super Sonic’ head dangler! Isn’t that cool?”

“I have inserted the images into this email. I hope they will be of interest to you.  Yours,  Stephen Dodd AKA King of Oldbury”

TO OLDBURY!

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3 Responses to “THE KING OF OLDBURY AND HIS IRON GRIP ON THE LOCAL TOWNSFOLK”

  1. HMM… I KNOW THIS.

    MAYBE I SHOULD GET ANOTHER.

  2. Sometimes I put money into these things just to feel like I’m in Shenmue. My life is very sad.

    Also, no hot, sexy close ups of the head dangler in question? Very disappointing Stephen.

  3. Clearly some pressing state/kingly matters required King Stephen’s urgent attention(hopefully the deflowering of a newlywed) which prevented the taking of the requested photos

    Solid effort 9/10

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