It’s a special time, a time for the world to come together and put aside their petty differences and squabbles.  To fly the flag of unity, to embrace and love each other.  To slowly slide your hand expertly around the back and unclasp the rigid construct of oppression.

It’s not only an honour but a humbling privilege to watch highly trained athletes at the peak of physical condition locked in intense combat.  To admire from afar the sinewy, well-oiled and firm stomachs and buttocks of the World’s best.

Especially the Beach Volleyball, those wonderfully powerful thighs pumping hard beneath extremely tight bikinis.  Wanks will therefore be increased to an extra 2 a day to accommodate the Beach Volleyball Olympic schedule.

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