Grab your helmets, heroin and lice powder because War has officially been declared between NOTUKR and Ubisoft/The Frag Dolls.  Hannah, quick, install a red flashing light and a siren in the office and dig a big trench in the garden too.  Then go and make everyone a nice cup of tea.


Any credibility this website may have built up has been dashed on the rocks because of this “context amendment“, are you happy now Ubisoft?  Happy to crush the pathetic bad humoured mentalists that seek to destroy the very things you hold dear?

Reasons to NOT like Ubisoft:

  • Call Of Juarez: The Cartel
  • Ghost Recon Online
  • Ghost Recon Future Soldier
  • Anything with Ghost Recon in the title
  • Thousands of Tom Clancy games
  • The Far Cry series
  • The entire Driver series (apart from the first Reflections one)
  • Just Dance 1
  • Just Dance 2
  • Just Dance 3
  • All those CSI games
  • All those Imagine…games like Imagine Fashion Party
  • All those language training things, THEY’RE NOT EVEN BLOODY GAMES!
  • They used that StarForce copy protection stuff that screwed up PCs.
  • In the face of negative reviews they then refused to provide games for review

Reasons to like Ubisoft:

  • Child Of Eden

The ratio of about a million bad to one good is clearly not good enough and Ubisoft is officially declared “Not Something You Should Like”.  Ubisoft published Child Of Eden but that’s like saying the Nazis made the trains run on time, and Ubisoft definitely didn’t try hard enough to promote it either so there’s another reason War is declared.

Reasons to NOT like The Frag Dolls:

  • They’re an entirely fabricated “Girl Gamer Clan”
  • They have silly names
  • The reason they exist is to promote Ubisoft and NOT “Girl Gaming”
  • They’re an entirely fabricated “Girl Gamer Clan”
  • They have a video of a cadette shooting hand guns and semi-automatic rifles which is abhorrent because we’re English and don’t like that sort of thing
  • They like an enormous amount of FPS’s which KILLED any creativity in the Video Games industry
  • They’re an entirely fabricated “Girl Gamer Clan”
  • They’re a cynical marketing tool
Reasons to like The Frag Dolls:
  • They’re polite in their correspondence (which is a big like in this day and age)
To not like the Frag Dolls is inviting attack from those that do, but considering those that do are mostly retarded male sex-starved American FPS Hardcore clan people it doesn’t really matter.
Next Week: Probably something nice about OutRun 2 to calm everyone down

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