Where can you go to find out who within SEGA Amusements has recently become married, or who is the best Approaching Middle Aged Russian Supplier Woman?  What about their latest exciting frolics to far away and foreign places?

SEGA Amusements Facebook Page is where!  They upload far more interesting photos far more frequently than the SEGA Flickr account people do.  Current favourite SEGA Amusements Female is the one with the curly shoulder length hair.

** SOME OTHER THINGS **

Things that have been found or emailed in that are going on out there in the real world, right now.


ACTUAL GAME NEWS

The SEGA Genesis Classics Pack 5 has been released on PC this week, you can download it from Steam HERE for £5.50.  But don’t think you can get your Xbox 360 Hori joystick to work with it because you can’t.

Unless there’s some clever thing out there to help, or we’re just awful at getting things to work properly.


THE SEGA TOILET GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR HOME PURCHASE

The ever-growing army of men OVER THERE reported on this a few days ago.  It’s a real contraption you can buy and put in your own home, which is fantastic news if you can easily afford to spend over $1000 on a toilet accessory and want to.

When what you really need is a new toilet seat because the wooden one you’ve got at the moment is far too urine stained.  Look, it’s got those areas underneath that look a bit green.


A NEW GAME WITH ULALA IN IT

So what’s all this about then?  What does she do in it?  Has this already been released and not done very well and now everyone is saying how under-rated it was?  Off to Google…

SOME OTHER THINGS done now, now go and have that third cup of tea you’ve been promising yourself for the last half an hour.

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PANIC! PANIC! MAN OVER BOARD! TOO LATE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT’S ALL OVER!  The continued march to oblivion that the Video Games Industry is on has spurred Nintendo into announcing a massive price cut for their utterly flailing 3DS.

Even the new UK telly advert that doesn’t include a single Woman holding it the wrong way can save it.


THE NEW SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SITE HAS A NICE AMY ROSE WALLPAPER IMAGE

Lacks any real editing potential, the open hand could possibly be cupping several pairs of Men’s testicles?  From HERE.


NO TIME OFF AT SAN DIEGO COMIC CON 2011

They’re probably only off for a fag and a cup of coffee not realising they’re never “off duty” to the Men With Cameras.


FURTHER PROOF THAT JOYSTICK JUNKIES KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

An afternoon with Tara Lonng and a fresh pair of marigolds please.

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She out-danced the Morolians then she out-grooved the Rhythm Rogues.  What Ulala never did was bend over naked to show off her vagina, which is what ex-Playboy-Turned-G4TV-Presenter Sara Underwood used to do a lot of.

See the entire disappointing video and gallery HERE without the merest hint of “red void”.  All for the “Women In Games” campaign now, as long as previous paid jobs predominantly involved taking off all their clothes.

And possibly inserting things into one of their many available holes.


SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WITH AMY ROSE AT THE ANIME EXPO 2011

Could have tucked the “arms” in to make it look a bit better, HERE.  Plus a Man dresses up as Segata Sanshiro.


THINGS IN THE REAL WORLD THAT ARE A BIT LIKE SEGA

A spurious “Crazy Taxi” style taxi spotted in East London.  It wasn’t actually being used as a taxi :(

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There’s no Weekly Round Up video this week, signals the beginning of the end really.

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Instead here are some embedded videos of SEGA Superstars Tennis if you’re still unsure whether parting with £2.99 is worth it.

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Which it is.  We bought 2 copies brand new, once the deal ends the prices will soar!

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There’s still 84 units of stock in at ChoicesUK.com HERE.


GROWN MEN WITH BEARDS CROWD AROUND BOX WITH SONIC STATUE IN

Well one man with a beard, but they’re still crowding around and one Man is even taking photos of the Sonic cakes.  What kind of idiot takes photos of Sonic cakes?


FAVOURITE GOOGLE ADSENSE ADVERT OF THE WEEK #1

0845 numbers are 35p a minute on our network so we’d better check we’ve got plenty of credit, some of that Sonic fan fiction is quite lengthy.

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MUMMY WHY CAN’T SONIC SPIN AROUND THE LOOPS ANY MORE?

Because he just can’t, now stop asking me the same question every day.

You’re giving your Father and I cancer with your constant whining about the physics of Sonic The Hedgehog.  Face facts, he’s dead.


THERE’S A NEW FACE OF THE ENEMY AND IT’S NOT PRETTY

You’ve all got your speech bubble templates.


SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND SIR?

Sonic appears to be making his move, we’re not having sloppy seconds.

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Because that’s all SOME OTHER THINGS will be this week.

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WHAT’S ON SONIC’S 20TH ANNIVERSARY TWITPIC THIS WEEK?

It’s The Kings’s birthday this week so probably loads of birthday things.

Must get a Sonic with “thumbs up” arm soon.

Full of culturally misunderstood pornography starring young girls and enormous penises.

Arms by sides with emotionless expressions, satisfactory celebration of Sonic’s 20th Birthday.

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In the coming weeks the Update content is bound to thin a little bit, making the Weekly Round Up Video look even more desperate.

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** UPDATE FROM IT SUPPORT INTERN HANNAH **

Hannah says you might have trouble viewing the video above if you’ve been automatically opted in to Youtube’s HTML5 video trial.  Opt out as it’s the best thing to do, unless you really love being a “Beta Person” and like to point out “bugs”.


OH GOOD GOD THERE’S ONE WITHOUT ITS HEAD ON AND OTHERS WITHOUT HANDS!

Stopped shrieking in ABJECT HORROR just long enough to embed an image of the “Sonic The Hedgehog 20th Anniversary Figurine” assembly line.  Then went back to the shrieking.

We’re going to have nightmares for weeks now, the sheets won’t take the pressure.

Nobody has yet complained why poor Old Sonic is confined to a CRT PC Monitor.


SEND A BRICK TO NINTENDO TO VOICE YOUR DISPLEASURE

At all the personal user details and various other things you’re currently stuffing into your Nintendo 3DS.  Regular “Video Game Zeitgeist Reporter” GigerPunk submitted this chilling tale of corporate snooping.

Serves you right for taking all those 3D pictures of your female co-workers, no sympathy.


SAINTS ROW BOOTH BABES PUT TO GOOD USE

That’s “use” as in doing something else other than making nervous-looking men incredibly frustrated and spiteful towards all women.

“Bitch had better get those rims waxed”.  One final image from our new Flickr friend Faperture.

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It was an emotional roller-coaster this week what with E3 and all those Updates that probably went unread.

Here’s the Weekly Round Up Video with Extra E3 Booth Babe added.

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OTHER THINGS WE’VE BEEN DOING THIS WEEK

Unlocking all the SEGA Rally Online Arcade achievements, makes us feel like we’ve done something useful in life.


THINGS WE’VE STOLEN FROM OTHER PEOPLES SITES

The men at ROSE TINTED GAMERS reported an EVIL Youtube site for EVIL PS VITA.

You pull the lever and awfulness happens.  Sony can’t help themselves, they’ll be doing a “viral” website soon.  YOU REMEMBER THE PSP VIRAL WEBSITE DON’T YOU?


WHAT HAS SONIC BEEN PLAYING THIS WEEK?

So do you have sex with prostitutes in this one?

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Rather liked the “telling off” we got this week about the SEGA Cosplayers Update. Considering this is the Internet, saying someone has “let themselves go” seems to pale in comparison against people elsewhere that write things like “…cut their arms and legs off and rape their families…”

Here’s the Weekly Round Up Video!

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SONIC HAS BEEN TRAVELLING THE WORLD

Probably photographed by one of “those” people that go to find themselves in other countries and always takes a cuddly toy.  Sonic does not cope well in extreme heat.

Not travelling the world in this one though.  If we went to work and the first thing we saw was this, we’d definitely work 32% harder.  An “Old” Sonic statue would add another 15%.


MORE EVIDENCE OF SONY JUST BEING THEMSELVES

Never thought we’d use a Microsoft statistic to make someone else seem evil, but it’s Sony after all.


PROPER GAMES PEOPLE WERE SENT STUFF FROM SEGA

If you’re a “Proper Games Person” in that you get paid to talk/write about Video Games then you may have been the recipient of some SEGA Aliens: Colonial Marines stuff.  Did you get a gun or a dolls head?  If you got a gun did you run around in the office shouting “Check those corners!” and “Game over man!”?

Of course you did, we would.

If you got the dolls head, bad luck.  EVERYONE wants an M40 Pulse Rifle, can’t remember the last conversation we had where someone stated they wanted a “Casey” head.

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Here’s the Weekly Round Up Video on time as usual, you should be feeling a certain sense of comforting routine by now.

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EXCITING SEGA NEWS CONCERNING SHINOBI
Shinobi for 3DS was announced this week, here’s a mocked-up screenshot.

Don’t know who it’s being made by yet so not sure whether to get excited or not.  There was a video but it told you NOTHING.

** Update: Actual screenshots have appeared but we’re sticking with this one for now.


ANYTHING INTERESTING ON SONIC’S 20TH ANNIVERSARY TWITTER?

A painting of a man masturbating whilst painting and looking at Sonic.  Needed 3 attempts to write that sentence.

Amy Rose would love this “Chocolate Crunch”.  I.E. would love “dirt sex” games.

Sinister looking Chao picture, wonder which rape “type” Ken Clarke would file this under? Ooooo political.

Sonic and Tails pendants/razor-blade holders?  Tails trying to get more recognition in the left pack by pushing Sonic away.  Only to be foiled in the right pack, just not your life is it Tails?

There might be some more pictures but we’ll keep a few of those back for next weeks SOME OTHER THINGS BUT REALLY IT’S AN EXCUSE TO POST SEGA TWITPICS.

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