In the aftermath of the “corporate downsizing” who’d have thought SEGA would be back on top so quickly? Not back on top in terms of game sales or even making good games but instead using Japanese Woman In Bikini Tops to sell things! This is a promotional video for Super Monkey Ball on the PSVita, available in lovely 1080p HD HERE.

BEGIN THE SCREENSHOT MINI EXTRAVAGANZA IMMEDIATELY.

This is a “Point of View” shot, you can decide what to do from here. First suggestion would be to knock whatever is in her hands out of the way and replace with something else. Possibly your testicles, if you like that sort of thing.

Is that top button undone? It’s undone, it must be undone. It’s saying “I’m undone, come and see for yourself.”

You could be there right now, probably just kneeling down in front of her waiting for…

…her legs to open, SHE’S GOT HER FILTHY SEGA-ENDORSED LEGS WIDE OPEN!

If any Readers out there want to submit any Photoshop Efforts then this is probably a good one to start with.

There are no monkeys present, or even a banana. The situation would probably have spiraled out of control with the introduction of either of those elements.

A belly, A SEGA-ENDORSED BELLY TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY SPUNK OVER! Plus those shorts would feel very nice and soft, very soft indeed.

Now that’s enthusiasm you can’t fake, that’s genuine Enthusiastic SEGA Woman In A Bikini Top action. Can spot that a mile way.

But unfortunately it all goes a bit wrong here what with this VILE DEPRAVED SEX PENETRATION POSITION. There is simply no need for that, no need at all.

Even SEGA know that to have even a remote chance of selling 50,000 units they need to resort to mild pornography.
** AND NOW FOR THE ACTUAL VIDEO IF YOU DIDN’T CLICK THE LINK **
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