SUBMIT YOUR SEGA STUFF SO WE CAN PUT IT IN A WEBPAGE AND MAKE FUN OF IT

Found a run down SEGA World and wish to inform us so we can contact the SEGA World Repair Centre? Maybe you’ve hit gold and found a SEGA Toy dispenser in a long forgotten corridor in a shopping centre.  Or maybe it’s a woman (or man) you like and have been watching them for ages.

You’ve come to the right place, follow these steps:

  • Take a picture on your camera phone or your real camera if you have it with you.
  • Connect your phone (or camera) and copy the image(s) to a folder on your PC.
  • Compress the images using compression software.
  • Email it in with text describing where/when/how/funny anecdotes.

We’ll take anything SEGA-related and Happiness-related, it all helps.

Email: things@notukresistance.co.uk

If you’re stuck for things to write in your submission then use this as a template:

“Hello NOTUKR,

I saw this **ADD SEGA THING NAME**  in **ADD LOCATION** and thought I’d send it in.

It’s a shame that I can’t send this to the real UK:RESISTANCE instead as I’d much prefer to do that.  I understand that you’re attempting to carry on the good work and that UKR have no objections to you doing so.

In light of this it would be ever so wonderful if you could post it up on your website with a series of sarcastic comments.

All the best

**YOUR NAME**”

Our team are ready to go.

Alessandro, Ruth, Timothy and Greg (MBA)

We’re paying salaries already and got a bit confused about the notice period in contracts so this had better work.